Take 2 of Jamil's Evil twin. Using Maris Otter as the base, a liquid yeast and no hop spider. A touch of cane sugar to get the predicted ABV to 6.66% (it is evil after all). Fermenting at 66.6F just to make it totally evil.
Black IPA
Ok 94% S.M.A.S.H.
5 Gallon version of a recipe found online.